I can assure you that the reaction from my wife on bringing in a cup of tea is quite different.
Oh, I forgot to mention on removing my shirt, the application of "Eau de Castrol R"
"Eau de Castrol R" is not so easy to get these days; the last time I was aware of it on the High Street was at the Ronnies Hardware shop (no connection to Ronnie's Grocery store.) You can get it on-line now, in spray form, and it is called R'osol spray.